Offensive T-shirt Goes Unnoticed

(From the Blind Observer)
PARKERSBURG, WV – Student Devon Nuckles’ “Your Retarded” T-shirt failed to outrage anybody at West Virginia University at Parkersburg on Wednesday, though Nuckles had readied himself for trouble from several directions. He said he had figured, WTF, man, fug’em if they can’t take a joke, and went ahead and wore it. He had figured the English majors would tell him it was grammatically incorrect (duh!), and the politically correct people would tell him it was politically incorrect, and the dumb people would get mad at him for insulting them cause they wouldn’t get the joke. But nobody noticed the shirt at all, which made it seem kind of stupid to wear it, he said.