Area Man to Buy Overalls

(From the Blind Observer)
VIENNA, WV – Vienna resident Dylan Webster has told friends that, if he comes into some money, he plans to buy a second pair of overalls. He says he likes the feeling of freedom he gets from not wearing pants, and stated that people seem to laugh more at his stories when he is wearing overalls. He further stated that, “If he was rich, he would have a pair of overalls for every day of the week,” a friend reported. “Dylan has always thought big,” the friend told the Observer.